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Star Trek

Star Trek is Back and so am I!

Photo 6Well, holy shit! People are reading my blog everyday and I haven’t even posted a new entry in over a month. Hell, probably a few months. If your wondering what the hell I’ve been up too the short answer is: looking for work. Blogging is fun. I would like to make it a career (well, writing in general) but it don’t pay the bills. But luckily karma has been on my side and I can now say I have begun my second week at a video production company in Stockton! Now I can buy all the new Star Trek merch!

And speaking of Star Trek, this will have to do as my “review”, Fucking Awesome! I went to the early showing and again that first Sunday. I squirted geek all over my shorts. Any one with something bad to say can lick my sweaty, unwashed, and dingle-berried taint & balls! Sorry… I loves me my Star Trek. This is the Star Trek movie I’ve wanted to make ever since I was a little kid. The one that I could talk to all my friends at school about and not fear having my underwear pulled over my head until my anus began bleeding profusely.

Yeah it’s not perfect but it is beautiful. As a film maker there are so many little details that just get me wet. Like at the beginning when George Kirk is going to ram the Kelvin into Nero’s ship and they turn it into an emotional character moment between him and his family. Beautiful. The music in that section is just wonderful. I had a tear in me eye.

There is so much more I would love to say about this movie but It’s already been talked about endlessly so I won’t bore you with my brain dribble. So I’ll leave you by saying, I can’t guarantee that I’ll keep posting regularly but I sure intend to. I think I need to though if I want to bee the coolest blog on the net!

Sweaty taint and balls everyone!

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New Star Trek Poster!!!

Yesterday I read some stuff about new international Star Trek posters. I think they looked cool. Today we get a supposed “official”  US release of the  first Star Trek poster! I haven’t been able to confirm that this is official, but it looks like it. Also, below it I put up the European posters as well. Tell me what you think in the comments section.

I like it! It says Star Trek, but it aslo says Bad Ass Mother Fucker’s! Looks like a movie the masses would see.

Looks cool. I like the Enterprise under construction and Kirk on the bike. Gives it the feel of a new beginning.

This ones one of my favorites, I think it’s from Italy. I like that its Earth bound and familiar. Also it has a disaster pic feel, which is sure to bring in an audience!

I like the abstraction of this one.

OK. Nothin’ too special.

Well I hope you like these. I’m hopeful that these will bring in a large audience because that’s what we need if Star Trek is going to get more movies or eventually a TV show. If this movie tanks I’m sure it will be the last we see of Star Trek for a long, long time. Fortunately I think it will kick ass and make a shit load of money!

Please leave your thoughts in the coment section.